This morning in the Cabinet Room

W:  Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

Rummy:  It jumped a notch!

W:  It DID, didn't it?

Dick:  Yeah, I shot a man in the face!

Condi:  I saw that!  Dick killed a guy!  Did you throw a trident?

Dick:  Yeah, there were birds, and a man on fire, and I shot a guy in the face!

W:  Dick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.  You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by.  Lay low for a while, becaue you're probably wanted for murder.

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[TheGirlWho]

Oh shit!..That was funny