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LGA to BNA... Airport Improv Theatre

I thought this stuff only happened on television:

A man walking out of an airport Men's room with toilet paper stuck on BOTH shoes...  I mean, this guy TRIED to work them off.  Really WORKED it.  Did a Kramer-like leg shake, tried for the corner-of-the-wall vertical scrape... No good.  But what's a guy to do??  Airport bathroom... Strike that...  LaGuardia airport bathroom.  And no matter what this guy tried, he could only peel off little shreds from under his Weejuns. Put this scene in a sitcom, and you're good for a few laughs.  But put him in Terminal C on a Tuesday morning at LaGuardia, and it's improv for an audience of one.. with a soundtrack. 

Cue the iTunes.  Soon my comic foil at Gate C6 was dancing to "Curb Your Enthusiasm."

I just hope he was able to peel the wax paper "seat mate" off his ass before boarding his flight to St. Louis. 

"Why does it krinkle when you sit, Howard??  And what's that on your shoe??"



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That was effing hilarious. I love it when life plays out before us like that.
May 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterserena

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