Wry-ku. In ironic pentameter

And what have we here?

Rusty Rust-Oleum can

Iron irony!

[Photo, and lots more where it came from, at Oddee.com.]

Comments

[Leezer]

a tetanus shot
will be necessary if
you step on said can

[Wryter]

So will a Band-Aid
And nail polish remover
Or some turpentine

Damn, you're good, Leezer!

[Big]

"Can" we think of more?
Are there other containers
half as humorous?